Well, after repeated attempts to write something productive, I have realized my utter uselessness finally and hence, decided to use it better. So, this is an attempt to emphasize the utility of the ‘useless’ instinct in you. See, it is already sounding good. :)When you feel you are useless, try doing something that's completely useless, like what I m doing right now or for that matter what you are doing right now!
So, indeed, this is the right time, if you just felt the useless feeling. I will try my best to make this as useless as possible by typing sentences like this one.
Second, pen down (or type) your thoughts after you have this feeling. Write whatever comes to your mind first. Once you start off, there will be no looking back. You will certainly and undoubtedly end up with something as useless, or, in some cases, even more useless than I have.
While you must surely be getting a feel of the utility of the above said useless statement, I find it worthy mentioning that this useless feeling has been inspired by the works of this completely useless man Sigmund Freud. In his days as a psychologist, there was a time when he felt completely useless and the first thing that came to his mind was Sex and then he started penning down his first feeling and the rest of his emotions flowed automatically. We all know what the utility of the priceless writings that followed is!
Just imagine, had Mr. Freud not felt as useless as he did, we would've been devoid of the enlightenment regarding our childhood feelings.
The above statements might have 'lighted a few bulbs'.
See, again, even in this case, uselessness has proven its utility. Mere uselessness has achieved what took hours of hard-work by about a hundred workers and days of planning by a man in Swades. Slowly but surely I am feeling that I am becoming more and more useful as I keep typing. So it is only obvious that my usefulness is decreasing. So let me conclude here by urging you guys to be proudly useless. If you think you have become even more useless after reading this useless shit, be happier and prouder than you were.
So, keep doing useless things like me. :D
Second, pen down (or type) your thoughts after you have this feeling. Write whatever comes to your mind first. Once you start off, there will be no looking back. You will certainly and undoubtedly end up with something as useless, or, in some cases, even more useless than I have.
While you must surely be getting a feel of the utility of the above said useless statement, I find it worthy mentioning that this useless feeling has been inspired by the works of this completely useless man Sigmund Freud. In his days as a psychologist, there was a time when he felt completely useless and the first thing that came to his mind was Sex and then he started penning down his first feeling and the rest of his emotions flowed automatically. We all know what the utility of the priceless writings that followed is!
Just imagine, had Mr. Freud not felt as useless as he did, we would've been devoid of the enlightenment regarding our childhood feelings.
The above statements might have 'lighted a few bulbs'.
See, again, even in this case, uselessness has proven its utility. Mere uselessness has achieved what took hours of hard-work by about a hundred workers and days of planning by a man in Swades. Slowly but surely I am feeling that I am becoming more and more useful as I keep typing. So it is only obvious that my usefulness is decreasing. So let me conclude here by urging you guys to be proudly useless. If you think you have become even more useless after reading this useless shit, be happier and prouder than you were.
So, keep doing useless things like me. :D
good chotu achha useless ka usefull tareka samjhaya hai sab ko
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